I love you as much as the stars would love the beauty of space,
for they had chose to linger and orbit at a stellar pace.
I love you as much as leaves would love a tree,
for they would rot when they are shaken free.
I love you as much as my butt loves my couch,
Chase me off it and I am sure to be a grouch!
But of all the metaphors and silly phrases,
it is nothing compared to the way your smile amazes.
For I am utterly and definitely in love,
its like you fit me like a glove!
Oops I did it again, it wasn’t intentional.
Blame yourself, darlin’, you’re dimensional!